IF I WERE A BOY.

If I were a boy, Beyonce made a hit from the expression ,  I hope I excite you with my fantasy of my life if I were a boy.  If I were a boy I know I would have had a more aggressive attitude towards wealth and wealth acquisition, probably I would have been one of them Malaysia boys or Yahoo  yahoo things,  maybe, just maybe.

I doubt I would have been a Jean sagging dude. I'm yet to imagine my choice of hair cut, I know I would not have kept much hair or been that type of guy that braids his hair or carried an ugly morhark. If I were a boy, I would know the nuisance of mustache but I will make the most of it by making sure all my mustache carving are hits back to back.

As a female, I have always envied men cos of the ease they have to pee anywhere. All they need do is turn their backs against an angle and then do their thing. But as a girl(and as a well groomed one at that o) peeing anywhere that is not a urinary is a no-no. I would have spent the time I use in making up on other productive things, Mary Kay for no chop my ego . I would have been amused at the pettiness of women and would have wondered what joy they derive from gossip.

I were a boy,  maybe I would have seen the sense in 22 full grown men chasing after a single ball and having millions of people tuned in as audience. 

Who would have been my love interest? I would have made her the happiest woman in the world, I would have made her laugh every day of our lives. But you know what they say, the nice guys don't get the girls, instead they have lots of friends that are girls yet no girlfriend,  the girls leave them in the friend zone. I know my female friends that I would have dated if I were a boy. Would I have dated myself as I am now? I know the type of guys I know now that I would not have had as company. I'm sure I would never have smoked a stick, drank cheap alcohol, patronized money-girls or be gay. I sure would not have been a Mummy's boy. i know I would have had a lot of respect for the women folk.

If I were a boy, I know I would not have had six packs, cos even as a female I am too  lazy to do little work out talk more of men's heavy lifting.

I don't know if I would have had a different attitude towards my relationship with God, would I have been a spirit filled, speaking in tongue kind of guy who attends vigils and aspires to be  Reverend? honestly I don't know. I definitely know I would not have been the clubbing kind of guy. I think I would have wanted to be an Engineer or Architect, it would have been a good profession for my manliness.

If I were a boy, I probably would have just been a male version of the boring female that I am now.